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kaz
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 7:35 am    Post subject: Goldfish  Reply with quote

Doodle has a cold water fish tank and only one goldfish remaining so she popped into a large pet store to replenish the tank. She chose 2 cold water fish from seperate tanks but the assistant would not sell them to her.....................the reason why?.....

.........they are in different tanks because they swim at different speeds and would traumatise one another if put together  

...........she then tried for one fish but by then the assistant had decided that if she only had one fish in her tank then perhaps the tank was only meant to support one fish

...........Doodle gave up at this point
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can vouch for this being a true story.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

These"x sperts" get right up my nose too.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 9:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh how i love these tales , honest i love reading these , i often wonder if at any time some of these people actually feel the penny going down the slot and realizing just how stupid they are ?
A BIG THANKS      for making my morning.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 12:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Imagine all the traumatised fish in the sea  
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was looking for an emoticon that has you spluttering yor cuppa over the computer....but ya don't have one, so you will have to imagine me cleaning my keyboard.  
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 1:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am so glad that was not drinking when I read that, but somehow I'm not surprised...
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Wilder



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 4:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Unbelievably believable    

I wonder how many fish the shop actually sells???
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 12:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

   
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What a load of twaddle


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