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Bazzer in drag???
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Seabird



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:53 pm    Post subject: Bazzer in drag???  Reply with quote

Joking aside, hopefully this bitch won't sleep soundly in her bed....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11071277
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Never a Bazzer in drag.
I'd have slung the oxygeh thieving fur ball into the road under a lorry.

Ding dong dell, pussies in the well.
Who threw her in?
Don't give a s**t but I'll buy him a drink.

I love little pussy, she lets out a wail.
When I pull out her whiskers and stamp on her tail.

I love little pussy, she kicks up a stink.
When I fill her bowl with Carbolic to drink.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heh.

Shame that the BBC didn't ask Darren, or whatever the tattoed chav's name is, what he thought could have really been behind it all.

I wonder if that lady happens to be a neighbour who puts time and effort into her garden, only to have the cat use it as a litter tray?

Maybe she's even brought it to the attention of the tattoed chav?

Maybe said tattoed chav invited her to partake in sex & travel? or even threatened her with violence?

In any case, I agree with Bazzer - there were better places for the cat than in a wheelie bin  
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She might be a complete and utter nutter of course and the little pixies told her to do it.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bodger wrote:
She might be a complete and utter nutter of course and the little pixies told her to do it.


Aye, there's always that  
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 5:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe the cat wanted to be put in a bin?    
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Woodsmoke wrote:
Maybe the cat wanted to be put in a bin?    


Ahhhhh ...

Hadn't thought of that one - perhaps she really is a Cat person    
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 4:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry but it was cruel.
Two days to collection day, she should have emptied a bucket of water in too.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stupid bdooly woman!  
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 7:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stupid cat more like.

Oh look another stupid human to make a fuss of me.

Oi! That's not in the Cat Manual.

Bleeding dark in here.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 9:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



I must confess I'm no great lover of Cats, although they seem to like me  
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 10:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Must admit, I do like the cat over the road.

Next doors is all over the road.
Well done that driver.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 10:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually it would have been funnier had she done it to a Jack russell!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 10:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Careful Bazzer



The Cat's watching!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

NZPOME wrote:
Actually it would have been funnier had she done it to a Jack russell!


  At least my guys would have barked and been let out.  Poor kitty.


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