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Richard Bailey

Just made it?

I was in the pub loo 2 nights ago, and whilst I was stood at the urinal trough, a chap in his late thirties burst in the door, almost ran to the urinal, whipped out a good "12-13 incher" and relieved his obvious urgent pressure. He sighed a bit then said "Ooh... Just made it!"
"Blimey" I said.... "could you make me one just like it?"



I'm here all week folks....
Gareth

I didn't know they came as small as that.      
Stanley

Imperial Gareth, not millimetres!

(Nice Stanley)
Gareth

Stanley wrote:
Imperial Gareth, not millimetres!


Richard Bailey wrote:
a good "12-13 incher"  



It is in Imperial  :violent1:
morlan578

well i got 12"but i dont use it as a "rule "      
bodger

We have nice folks who read this section you knobheads.
MrsWW

One of the reasons us females are allegedly bad at parking - we've been mislead all these years . . . . . sorry, will get my coat  
Bazzer

Aint saying nothing!
Stanley

Gareth wrote:
Stanley wrote:
Imperial Gareth, not millimetres!


Richard Bailey wrote:
a good "12-13 incher"  



It is in Imperial  :violent1:


I read it correctly G but I thought perhaps you didn't! :laughing3:
Richard Bailey

bodger wrote:
We have nice folks who read this section you knobheads.


Are you sure?........ what, in here?.............. "Over the Gate?"......  are you taking the?:pottytrain3:


Stanley, I really like the idea of licking a witch, is there a list available of witches in my area?    :love4:
Stanley

Richard Bailey wrote
Quote:
Stanley, I really like the idea of licking a witch, is there a list available of witches in my area?


If I get hold of info like that, I'm keeping it to myself!
Richard Bailey

Stanley!

How did you get that little flag GIF into the footer on your postings?
Stanley

Richard Bailey wrote:
Stanley!

How did you get that little flag GIF into the footer on your postings?


It Lincolnshire's new(ish) flag found on google (may have nicked it from another site, can't remember ), copied to my HD and transfered to photobucket, and tacked on after my Lincoln Imp.
As you do! :typing:
bodger

Its gone Stan.
bodger

Its back Stan
Richard Bailey

OK, I've tried, but can't do it!!!!!!

I have a little GIF file that I would like to put on the bottom just like Stanlkey, but can't get it on, anybody know what I have to do, step-by-step?
I have uploaded it to photobucket as Stanley suggested??
Richard Bailey

OK, forget it.... I have figured it out!
Bazzer

No sooner said than done Dickey the Bird.

I've forgotton it. OK mate.

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