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How many dogs?

Shamelessly borrowed from Lurcherlink

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Make me.

Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

German Shepherd
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark , checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cocker Spaniel
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...

Yo quiero Taco Bulb

Irish Wolfhound
Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover...

I see it, there it is. There it is, right there....

It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

Hound Dog

Cats don't do light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?



Nice one  



Love it  

Just had an extra idea :my N.Z. heading dog "I'll race off away over there to see if I can find it"

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