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kaz

Gnomes

Gnomes DO have a function after all
Apparently the word G.N.O.M.E stands for Guarding Naturally Over Mother Earth and they have been around for centuries
Woodsmoke

Re: Gnomes

kaz wrote:
they have been around for centuries


Any that would have the temerity to appear in our garden wouldn't be!

A tragic demise at the hands of a lawnmower-wielding Victor Meldrew would be the result!  
milton

Actually, I find they make a very gratifying spectacle when treated with an ounce of birdshot  
ArmitageCustard

There is a Gnome sanctuary in Devon, it's well worth a visit if your down that way, they do appreciate it if you wear a gnome hat so that you don't look out of place, they accept you better then adn let you see them.

http://www.gnomereserve.co.uk/
bodger

Milton has probably been barred from visiting there.

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