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Seabird

Bazzer in drag???

Joking aside, hopefully this bitch won't sleep soundly in her bed....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11071277
Bazzer

Never a Bazzer in drag.
I'd have slung the oxygeh thieving fur ball into the road under a lorry.

Ding dong dell, pussies in the well.
Who threw her in?
Don't give a s**t but I'll buy him a drink.

I love little pussy, she lets out a wail.
When I pull out her whiskers and stamp on her tail.

I love little pussy, she kicks up a stink.
When I fill her bowl with Carbolic to drink.
milton

Heh.

Shame that the BBC didn't ask Darren, or whatever the tattoed chav's name is, what he thought could have really been behind it all.

I wonder if that lady happens to be a neighbour who puts time and effort into her garden, only to have the cat use it as a litter tray?

Maybe she's even brought it to the attention of the tattoed chav?

Maybe said tattoed chav invited her to partake in sex & travel? or even threatened her with violence?

In any case, I agree with Bazzer - there were better places for the cat than in a wheelie bin  
bodger

She might be a complete and utter nutter of course and the little pixies told her to do it.
milton

bodger wrote:
She might be a complete and utter nutter of course and the little pixies told her to do it.


Aye, there's always that  
Woodsmoke

Maybe the cat wanted to be put in a bin?    
milton

Woodsmoke wrote:
Maybe the cat wanted to be put in a bin?    


Ahhhhh ...

Hadn't thought of that one - perhaps she really is a Cat person    
Bazzer

Sorry but it was cruel.
Two days to collection day, she should have emptied a bucket of water in too.
NZPOME

Stupid bdooly woman!  
Bazzer

Stupid cat more like.

Oh look another stupid human to make a fuss of me.

Oi! That's not in the Cat Manual.

Bleeding dark in here.
milton



I must confess I'm no great lover of Cats, although they seem to like me  
Bazzer

Must admit, I do like the cat over the road.

Next doors is all over the road.
Well done that driver.
NZPOME

Actually it would have been funnier had she done it to a Jack russell!
milton

Careful Bazzer



The Cat's watching!
lilwitedogs

NZPOME wrote:
Actually it would have been funnier had she done it to a Jack russell!


  At least my guys would have barked and been let out.  Poor kitty.
Bazzer

OMG....
milton

Oh Lordy!!

Now Facebook are at it  

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dea...-Mary-Bale/139204812788307?ref=ts
emma42

milton wrote:
Careful Bazzer



The Cat's watching!


All Hail Ceiling cat!

(Hope basement cat isn't around here...)
Bazzer

Set your Ratties on it Ems.
See you in a few hours.

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